Well looky looky.
I'm back already. On the same. Freaking. Day.
Okay, I'll stop talking. We're here for one thing, and one thing only: free books. We all know 'em. We all love 'em. So click on this here banner and go gobble 'em up:
It says April 10th – 19th (2017, if you somehow come across this in the far future), but the page should be up and running for at least a week after that, if not through the rest of the month. Here's the link again if you have an aversion to clicking banners. No judgments here.
Alright. That's all. Short and sweet, as usual (he says, laughing maniacally).
Happy reading, friends!
Let me tell you a story. For free.
Read this free novella. It's free. And a novella. And possibly awesome.
But I'll let you be the judge of that last part…